Quack man

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quack man:*autistic robot noises*

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by TwistC May 15, 2018

soft-bearded man

A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.

"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."

by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018

Your mans is pans

Literally ends everything. Time, people, the universe all ends because your man was called pansexual

Your family tree is LGBT
Oh yeah? Your mans is pans!

by Menrown5 May 16, 2018

Ur caveman a gay man

The upmost destructive insult ever made by man. Every time this word is said angels fall from above and the sun gets a mile closer to earth.

Frank- ur mom gay lol
Gary- ur caveman a gay man
Frank-*erased from existence and the earth gets hotter

by Darkman142 May 17, 2018

Maytag Man

A person who waits for a problem to arise to get things done; someone who procrastinates.

You can't trust a Maytag Man to keep our decaying infrastructure in a state of good repair.

by chapinocano May 18, 2018

man bunned

Being drunk on a level greater than being Hoffed.

One will find themselves in this state after playing much PUBG and drinking with friends.

Kristy was man bunned really hard last night
I got totally man bunned yesterday
If I get man bunned will you feed me nuggets and tell me im pretty

by Muffz May 19, 2018

Dan man

Despite Dan being called the man. Pulling a Dan man means fucking up big time. Its like a walking jinx whos just waiting to get himself or the people he's around into some kind of mess.

JOE: Dan pulled another Dan man last night.

You: What he do this time ?
JOE: He puked all over the front entrance of the bar and got us all kicked out.

You: Damn, pulled another Dan man

by BernardSaint May 20, 2018