tex wood

The maddest cunt round, likes to fuck bitches and get money.

Mate! are you a tex wood?!

by Jibbzy July 9, 2015

hood wood

When a woman gets fucked by a black cock
or double hood wooded meaning a black guy DP

Lindsay: "I Cant believe my luck!!"
John: "What?"
Lindsay:"I got fucked by some hood wood last night!!!

by AndrewAWood July 20, 2010

cliffe woods

a nice little area in kent with nice people.
full of fields

londoner: where i live is so busy and smells

kent person: aw i live in cliffe woods and it's just lovely

by kjbdsf;kds;flkhn April 24, 2011

Mr wood

mr wood is normally a man with two second hand kidneys. he is grey haired and can't hear shit at all. he is hugh's best friend and is woody.

wow! thats mr wood! what a knob

by mrkidney123 April 19, 2018

caoimhe woods

A dirty slut. Usually gives good blowjobs

She is such a caoimhe woods

by User 23 December 30, 2016

Natalie Wood

A beautiful actress of the 1950s and 1960s.

"I love Natalie Wood"

by natalie wood fan August 10, 2022

Berry Woods

Any place in the woods where you can safely smoke deals. Usually behind your local high-school.

Guy 1: Let's go to the Berry Woods to smoke a deal!
Guy 2: Sure what the fuck!

by Metabo December 16, 2008