someone with the raw sexual magnatism of a lust filled dynamism equating to the walking orgasm inspiration
Guy 1 : dude she is such a boner dispenser!
Guy 2 : bro i don't know what you are talking about...
Guy 1 : you sure dude ?? look down
Guy 2 : ....
Guy 2 : bro i don't know what you are talking about...
Guy 1 : you sure dude ?? look down
Guy 2 : ....
by AmyIsABonerDispenser July 27, 2011
1. when you suddenly get a boner while thinking hard about something
2. when you get a boner when a smart and/or good-looking girl answers a question in class.
2. when you get a boner when a smart and/or good-looking girl answers a question in class.
1. One year, when I was filing my taxes, I got an intellectual boner.
2. She always answers questions in class and I get an intellectual boner.
2. She always answers questions in class and I get an intellectual boner.
by Awesomeness19 April 29, 2012
Solving a Rubik's cube, resulting in an adrenalin induced boner. Like, a rock hard boner. One that could chop down a tree.
He problem solved himself into a rubik's boner
by BeerPenguin April 01, 2018
by Comanche February 17, 2017
When your jeans are loose and it folds upwards around the crotch area to make it look like you've got a gigantic boner (depending on how loose they are).
Today I wore these new ripped jeans , but they were loose so I walked around with a jean boner all day.
by Candygem729 November 15, 2016
When you’re so buff, you have veins leading down to your dick. This was a term coined by the ex vine star Cody Ko.
by Peoplewithcommonsense August 11, 2021
Lazy Sunday wife teases all day. Makes you have multiple boners. Wife says "we can't do it right now. We have to wait until kids are in bed. She falls asleep before kids.
Just say no to boner abuse!
by ZeketheZookeeper April 09, 2017