An advanced sexual position in which you lift a broad up and place her thighs on your shoulders, she will then grab onto a stationary object of your choosing with the optimal positioning leaving her at a 38° angle. Once she is in the appropriate position you will slide her thighs further onto your shoulders until her vaginal area is in your face. Whilst in the appropriate position you will begin to eat her pussy like your life depended on it. If performed correctly her arms will become weak and her grip will become inadequate leading to her letting go and falling into a perfect position for a standing tombstone pile blow jibby. (See Tombstone pile blow jibby for more details) This sexual maneuver requires upper body strength and determination. It is recommended after many studies that women over the weight of 176 pounds should not be placed in this position however this is a baseline and results may vary. The Welsh Wheel Barrow has been performed since as early as 620 B.C. And stands today as one of the greatest pre sex positions.
Warning: This sexual position is extremely advanced and requires a wealth of experience from both parties, if performed correctly Both man and woman will enjoy the fruits of its labor. If performed correctly it can lead to severe consequences both psychologically and physically. Try at your own risk.
Warning: This sexual position is extremely advanced and requires a wealth of experience from both parties, if performed correctly Both man and woman will enjoy the fruits of its labor. If performed correctly it can lead to severe consequences both psychologically and physically. Try at your own risk.
I met this girl at the bar and she gave me a double handed squeezer rimmy so I figured it she would be the perfect girl to try the Welsh Wheel Barrow with, I was not disappointed.
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when your dick is the only utensil nearby and you are hungry so you take down some oatmeal from your red cabinets and sdome grape juice from the fridge and ya put the juice in the oats and stir it with yo dick and then you get a fiyne ass huney up in this bitch and tell her "yo fiyne huney, why dont you come suck this oat juice of mi dick plz" and she be lyke..."ohhhhh mi goodness. do i really get to do a wheel of thunder in my life time???"
Jesus was so pissed when he heard that britney gave jose a wheel of thunder and not him so he was like yo give ME THE THUNNNNNNDER
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