too turnt two wheels

The local alcoholics that have duis in the town of Lasalle/Peru and ride their bikes everywhere including to the bars and their jobs

I just saw too turnt two wheels ride his bike to the liquor store

by Bk2333 January 8, 2015

Wheel of Passion

A symbolic representation of an unintended, evolved, conglomerate web of ladies.

Lil Papa has spun his Wheel of Passion again!

by Lil Papa September 8, 2008

wheel of thunder

when your dick is the only utensil nearby and you are hungry so you take down some oatmeal from your red cabinets and sdome grape juice from the fridge and ya put the juice in the oats and stir it with yo dick and then you get a fiyne ass huney up in this bitch and tell her "yo fiyne huney, why dont you come suck this oat juice of mi dick plz" and she be lyke..."ohhhhh mi goodness. do i really get to do a wheel of thunder in my life time???"

Jesus was so pissed when he heard that britney gave jose a wheel of thunder and not him so he was like yo give ME THE THUNNNNNNDER

by SneakyDyke September 5, 2016

keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning, " despite all the surprises that life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope"

Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire.

by Sexydimma April 6, 2017

Third Wheel

The person in a group of people (usually two, though sometimes more) who is most often left out of things.

The third wheel is usually there for one of two reasons - to act as a mediator, such as with a couple, or to be the "convenience friend" when nobody else is there to hang.

Third wheels are not normally forcefully excluded from activities, but they're not usually invited or informed about them either.

Not to be confused with being third-wheeled.

Jim left the friend group because he was sick of being excluded as a third wheel.

by verwijder January 18, 2021

Wheel barrel balls

When the testicles are so swollen from constant arousal, that a wheelbarrow is needed to assist in movement.

He was so aroused, he could hardly walk from his wheel barrel balls.

by Hotdog Xanasabar November 6, 2020

Cheese wheel

A phallus as wide and thick as a cheese wheel

Get your cheese wheel cut

by Grukasdix March 30, 2009