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Watchin' Commercials

Watchin' Commercials
Mom: "What did you do tonight at your girlfriend's?"
Son: "We watched commercials Mom!"
by WeezyBaby12345 February 1, 2009
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willy watching

Females looking at the male genetalia as revealed by the bulge in a sportsman's clothing
Cycle race...'He's got a big one there'....Oh you're willy watching again!
by no_name October 22, 2006
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Watchu sayin

yooooo! watchu saying! can't you see.. its my ass!!!

sporty gyal!!! wanna duel?
by Hawk October 19, 2003
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Watchmaker

Richard Dawkin's "The Blind Watchmaker" is a book about how Intelligent Design is not a proper substitute for proper evolutionary theory.
by Originofspecies August 9, 2010
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Watchaboo

Wah-Cha-Bu

1. Exclamation. "Hell Yeah" "Yeah Man"
John: Adam Lazzara was awesome at the show yesterday!
Mike: Watchaboo!
by Nick August 31, 2003
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Welfare Watcher

A person who collects welfare, spends their whole cheque on booze and drugs and then does nothing for a month, then decides to sit on their porch the last week of the month to wait for their next welfare cheque so they can blow that on more booze and drugs and the like. Not to be confused with someone who's just on welfare. They can usually be seen starting the last Monday, or second last Monday of the month sitting on their porch from 8 am to 4 pm (or at least 2 hours AFTER the mail has gone around). Typically they will not leave their porch for any reason, even for alcohol, and as such will have it delivered to their home via beer delivery trucks.
Welfare Watcher: BILLY! Get me another beer! The mails coming around, and send your sister to the bank to cash it as soon as it gets here!
by XDoggStrafe September 15, 2009
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Wank Watcher

The bathroom attendant at a strip club who's real purpose is to make sure you don't spend too much "time" in the toilet, ie masturbating.
I was going to bust a nut in the bathroom of this strip club but they had a wank watcher in the toilet, how disappointing.
by Sexxxy Beast March 1, 2015
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