Steven Universe

Is the character in an animated tv show about gems who teach Steven how to save the world like them. You could argue that the show is meant for kids, but I wholeheartedly believe that this show is the best cinematic masterpiece of all time. It’s amazing and funny and the animation style is amazing and the music at the end of each episode is so catchy and there’s emotion and real believable characters.

Wow I can’t wait to watch the new Steven Universe episode on Hulu tonight!

I’m so jealous of you because Steven Universe is awesome.

by Warmsoupiswarm December 4, 2020

Pump University

A university for all Harvard or all university drop-outs. The main reason people go here is because of the one and only professor himself, Lil Pump.

-I wanna be a Pump University student on day!
-Tough luck!

by jaygemi March 25, 2019

Universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016

Oh Universe!

Oh God! for some

Oh Universe! for others

Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh Universe! Oh God!

by Krkič January 20, 2022

university of recto

Among Filipinos, to imply someone is an 'alumnus' or 'graduate' of University of Recto (alternatively, Recto University) is to say their educational attainment is phony, fabricated, or comes from a diploma mill.

This term comes from the notorious reputation of C. M. Recto Avenue in Manila as a haven for document, ID, passport and diploma forgery, manipulation and duplication. All with frighteningly accurate workmanship.

Don't hire that guy, man. I read his CV and transcript of records, he's a graduate from University of Recto.

by O_H October 12, 2016

University of Hartford

A joke of a school. The cost of attendance is far overpriced for this glorified high school. There is no regard for student actions so half of campus is like the wild west with alcohol and drugs. Academic programs have minimal employer intrigue as well as the non existing university prestige. Campus is a pile of bricks with no landmark features other than a river that will hopefully one day wash us all away. The only people who have heard about this school are the ones who mistake you for saying you attend "Harvard." Athletics is shockingly not a D2 or D3 program with the greater majority of sports having historical losing records. Everyone's inflated egos make social life difficult as all cliques think they are the greatest thing in CT. If you like a crappy hotel for $40,000 a semester, keystone, and Juul's by all means send an application in, you'll get in they approve nearly everyone.

University of Hartford
"Where do you go to school again"
-"Oh I go to Hartford"
"Harvard?! That amazing is it hard"
-"Ohh umm I go to Hartford, Conn....capital city?"
"Ohhh im sorry"

by alrightkelly October 3, 2019

Clarkson university

An easy engineering school to get into, which people consider a good school because grads get jobs. Made up of 70 percent guys and 90 percent nerds and rednecks.

“I go to clarkson university”
Wow that’s a good school

“Not really it has a 70 percent acceptance rate and I haven’t seen a girl that’s over a 6 in a month”

by Dirty dan 69420 January 5, 2019