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Ignorance Tube 

The tube in the neck where assholes spew an overwhelming amount of ignorance, can also be the place that people shove food into known as the Nutrient Chute
I cant listen to john when he's spewing bullshit out of his Ignorance tube

Empty Tube 

When preforming a sexual act but can't cum because you have recently jerked off.
are you gonna cum soon? or do you have an empty tube?
Empty Tube by Pattybasc February 28, 2018

Fox Tube 

A good old porn website for kids
"Hey mom can you buy me fox tube premium?" What the fuck is that? "It's porn mom" IL buy it for you as long as I can watch it"
Fox Tube by Fuxmo May 10, 2018
The part of the male PP that urine travels through and escapes from.
PP Tube by Asianman123 May 17, 2018
What used to be a penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year and only used for peeing and the occasional masturbation session. First step to using viagra.
You have a pee-tube, that’s got to suck.
Pee-tube by AlwaysGloris June 12, 2018

Jiffy Tube 

The TV that is at Jiffy Lube on the wall of the waiting area. No one is entertained by it. The remote sits in plain sight, yet no one dares to change the channel in fear someone else is watching it. Asking to change it is not an option because Mike, sitting on the other couch in white New Balances is on his Otterbox-covered iPhone 4S yelling at his son Timmy for being a lazy fuck and never getting off his Nintendo.
Man: your oil needs to be changed.

Man 2: fuck! I hate having to sit there and watch the Jiffy Tube.
Jiffy Tube by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018