coffee tongue

A tongue that has become immune to the first sip of coffee tongue burn

Person 1: Dude, did you just down that habanero?
Person 2: Yeah, I got a coffee tongue, so its no biggy

by iluvmesomecello March 1, 2011

fortune cookie tongue

any asian with a lisp

shes hot but she has a fortune cookie tongue

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

Yoshi Tongue

When a man’s ballsack stretches and hangs out of his underwear. The hanging sack and balls resemble Yoshi’s tongue on Mario when he uses it to catch and eat Goombas.

Jacob: “Dude, put your Yoshi Tongue away!”

Ron: “How else can I catch Goombas?”

by Ed word Murphy June 18, 2022

tongue slaughtering

chewing out or tongue lashing

My supervisor gave me a real tongue slaughtering today

by TonyaL25 March 10, 2014

orbital tongue

the stimulation derived from the tongue circling the genitals on a man or woman.

Did Jack give Diane orbital tongue or did he leave her with lady wood???

by Left Eyez March 14, 2023

Butt Tongue

A tongue that comes from your butt. An insult to someone. An expression or way of saying something sucks.

Have you checked your butt tongue today? You're such a butt tongue! or Man, that seriously sucks butt tongue!

by Laugh Attack February 11, 2009

Poseidon’s Tongue

When you drop a sizable dump into the toilet creating a splash back with sufficient height to be able to reach the anus. The Poseidon’s Tongue is the one drop of splashback that licks inside the anus

Dave: wow, I dropped a hefer of a dump and ended up with a Poseidon’s Tongue
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard

by Maybe on Wednesday April 13, 2022