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Japanese talking toilet

Something you use to make an idiot google stuff
John “Have you heard of those Japanese talking toilets”

Sam “No”

John “Look it up then , they are weird”
by Eye Ladies July 16, 2022
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World War Toilet

When you have to really use the bathroom or take a big shit. Usually after eating a big or greasy meal.
John: Oh, man. That 72oz steak went right through me. I'll be fighting in World War Toilet tonight.
by KnightofNerdom November 14, 2019
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Toilet-paper Scrub

Someone who cleans themself in a bath of toilet paper and Sponges without water
Dude! that guy is a toilet-paper scrub, i can smell it
by Oure October 6, 2018
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airplane toilet failure

When you try to flush the toilet in the airplane and it malfunctions, and ends very poorly such as the suction going in reverse (Blowing poop, pee, and toilet water in your face), or the holding tank being too full that it is too heavy and the airplane falls.
I was riding an airplane, and an airplane toilet failure occurred.
by Billiam Beaver June 10, 2017
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Toilet Paper Hoarder

The great toilet paper famine of 2020. Shortage of toilet paper in many homes due to idiots panic buying them to prevent a virus.
Did you see Jim yesterday? He is such a Toilet Paper Hoarder.

Jessica took all my toilet paper when we went to the party. Smh. Toilet Paper Hoarder
by Lildrav April 7, 2020
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Home Toilet Advantage

The Home Toilet Advantage (HTA), not to be confused with the Home Field Advantage (HFA) is when you have an advantage of added comfort when pooping at home, rather than anywhere else.
Man, I gotta shit.... need to get home for the Home Toilet Advantage.
by MissIvyEllen December 18, 2019
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toilet bowl bitch

A Toilet Bowl Bitch is last place finisher in a fantasy football league. The humiliation of the Toilet Bowl Bitch is forever immortalized at www.toiletbowlbitch.com
a toilet bowl bitch finishes last in a fantasy football league, is humiliated and ridiculed for an entire year, and is made to drink and warm, nasty, disgusting beer that is old and most likely shaken up.
by chpsrmne September 29, 2013
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