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World War Toilet

When you have to really use the bathroom or take a big shit. Usually after eating a big or greasy meal.
John: Oh, man. That 72oz steak went right through me. I'll be fighting in World War Toilet tonight.
by KnightofNerdom November 14, 2019
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Japanese talking toilet

Something you use to make an idiot google stuff
John “Have you heard of those Japanese talking toilets”

Sam “No”

John “Look it up then , they are weird”
by Eye Ladies July 16, 2022
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Optional Toilet Paper

When you have the option of the different toilet paper types that you prefer, such as ultra soft, thick, etc.
I love optional toilet paper.
This bathroom features optional toilet paper.
by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016
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skibidi toilet syndrome

The Skibidi Toilet Syndrome is when a person, especially kids, pretend to be such a character which is Skibidi Toilet. This syndrome isn't a real syndrome but the effects are quite terrific. Peoples kids are starting to go insane because of the cartoon on YouTube.
Amy: So doc, what are the results?
Doctor: I'm afraid your kid does indeed have the Skibidi Toilet Syndrome
by Moondirt September 18, 2023
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toilet bowl zamboni

The act of placing dry toilet paper or a wet wipe on an area of skid mark on the toilet bowl and allowing the water to seep up and assist in cleaning the residual poo off the bowl with the next flush
I did not want my girlfriend to see the skidmark I left above the waterline, so I did a toilet bowl zamboni to help get rid of the embarrassing evidence
by Eyeboy2015 March 7, 2015
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toilet bowl painting

When the fecal matter leaves stains on the bowl as it goes down the drain.
by warhawk1775 September 22, 2013
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Toilet Paper Hoarder

The great toilet paper famine of 2020. Shortage of toilet paper in many homes due to idiots panic buying them to prevent a virus.
Did you see Jim yesterday? He is such a Toilet Paper Hoarder.

Jessica took all my toilet paper when we went to the party. Smh. Toilet Paper Hoarder
by Lildrav April 7, 2020
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