beef curtains

disgustingly large or floppy outer lips of a females vagina

Her beef curtains were floppier than a bassett hounds ears.

by gwenstefani May 25, 2005

Barry beef

A person with a bad set of teeth

"Ohhhh boys. Wait til this chick smiles. Get a load of her barry beef"

by tuner10 December 21, 2018

beef hammer

A euphemism for penis

That is a diseased beef hammer

by Phenomally December 23, 2006

Beef Dip

When you pass gas, especially an sbd, and then leave the area before the smell reaches anyone around.

I ripped one so hard after eating that bean burrito I had to beef dip before anyone called me out.

by HEFFNB October 19, 2015

Beef Tree

The cash crop most desired by fruit pickers, more specifically male genitalia, even more specifically: MY COCK!!

See Also: Fruit Pickers

Damn that metro kid was all up on my Beef Tree!!!! Fucking Fruit Pickers....

by Smash Brown March 24, 2005

angus beef

A Scottish guy's penis.

His kilt was blown by the wind; everybody saw his angus beef.

by Mr. Sir, PhD October 10, 2013

whistling beef

Vomit painfully while intoxicated, usually out the nose.

"man, I feel like shit. I spent half the night whistling beef."

by Frankie Pistlekahk September 19, 2007