stupid nerd

a person who acts nerdy but is actually really dumb

Teacher: Sorry "Bob" 49 divided by 7 is not 62
Nerd 1: L O L it's seven dork
stupid nerd: Oh my goodness, you're so hurtful

by fashizzleeps December 15, 2008

Nerd Chills

The sparkling in the back of the head and spine when suppressed nerd love occurs.

I get Nerd Chills from watching Harry Potter because I'm not allowed to show my excitement for Harry.

by labgeeks July 23, 2011

Nerd Therapy

Therapy for self-inducing nerd-like behaviour.

An example of Nerd Therapy is playing World Of War Craft...

TF: I'm in Nerd Therapy

SE: WTF!?

TF: World of WarCraft is my Nerd Therapy

SE: OHH..

by Insanity11 March 11, 2009

Nerd Moment

When someone comes up with a geeky and/or nerdy statement.

When Bob reminded us of Star Wars, he had a nerd moment.

Tom had a nerd moment when he described what an Iguanodon was, word for word, in precise detail.

by Codj53 May 19, 2011

Nerd-bridge

The instant bond or friendship created between two or more people when they discover they both like the same nerdy thing.

"You binge-watch anime?? So do I! I think we just formed a nerd-bridge! Friends forever?"

by n3rdg1rl September 13, 2014

nerd-cocky

someone who is obsessed with something specific (computer, video games, Star Wars, etc.) and arrogant about the knowledge or ability they possess about their obsession

Why do you have to be so nerd-cocky about Star Wars?

That saxophone player is very nerd-cocky.

by grubber8888 November 19, 2010

Nerd Dungeon

Although the nerd is a social creature, they often find themselves in need of retreat due to ridicule, shame, embarassment or harassment by "normal" people. They retire to secret rooms, not unlike Batman's Bat-Cave. Within these rooms you may find the nerd in it's natural habitat, surrounded by empty cans of soda, food boxes and wrappers, comic books, video games and stack of old programming manuals long since forgetten. The air reeks of body odour and often cheetos and faint yellow light shines on all things.

True Nerd #1 - want to come over on Tuesday to read through old dime comics?
True Nerd #2 - where, at your mothers house?
True Nerd #1 - no, at my dad's. after the divorce I moved in with him
True Nerd #2 - why? isn't your dad an alcoholic?
True Nerd #1 - yeah, but three beatings a week is worth having a NERD DUNGEON of my own.

by Perl Me Up Scotty November 14, 2011