Often used as a way to fend off rough-housing which may involve licking.
Also used when a person is getting too close for comfort and practically licking the user of the term.
Also used when a person is getting too close for comfort and practically licking the user of the term.
by Terrowin Cheeseman March 10, 2017
to be used when someone is complaining about something, especially a product that behaves in a way they think it shouldn't, and especially when you (the person they're complaining to) don't care. First use: was Apple's response to complaints about the signal drop when the iphone is held a certain way.
Person A: Oh my god, this stupid video game is totally broken - it's killing me every time I try to move past this door!
Person B: Well, don't hold it that way.
Person B: Well, don't hold it that way.
by al.ko July 01, 2010
Similar to "Don't rain on my parade". No one wants piss in their butter (obviously) so it insinuates someone ruining a situation.
After cooking for 3 hours, my friend complained about the napkins so I said "Don't piss on my butter!"
by A plank term made up by Allen. February 09, 2018
The phrase you use when someone who you don't know tries to initiate a conversation with you and you're not in the mood
by qwbeddly May 07, 2018
What the manager of an antiques-restoration shop specializing in post-Renaissance-era pieces tells a trainee while surveying a recently-delivered assortment of vintage art and furniture.
To ensure that we don't become overwhelmed with antiques that need TLC, I always tell my repairmen to just stick to pieces dating from the early 1600's through the mid-1700's --- "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it, boys --- we'll send all the items from other periods elsewhere for refurbishing."
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
Usually used in situations where fucking around is not permitted. Hardcore "non-fuckers" will often let people know of their "fucking" status by constantly letting them know by saying "Yo, I'm not fucking around here." They might even apply it to specific examples such as, "I was most definitely not fucking around on that test." People who do fuck around are often looked down upon, unless they can justify the act of fucking around that they were doing, are doing, or are planning to do. A few examples of the justification of fucking around are: if it is the first day of a month (especially if that day is a friday), if it's raining on Boston on the day the fucking around is occurring, if physical education is taking place on that day. Justifications must be completely outlandish, but they also must be said with a completely serious face or else you will have been caught fucking around and further ridiculed for doing so.
by bizzle isn't fucking around May 04, 2009
by Liam's Main Skweez April 10, 2005