Jenny Beth Martin

Co-Founder Tea Party Patriots. Tips, Tales, and Thoughts of Peach State. Christian, Conservative, was Republican now American. Live laugh love. Uncomfortable with same sex anything.

I got shot by Jenny Beth Martin when I tried to kiss my boyfriend.

by BuckSuck February 7, 2021

Martin's Chili

Chili that has been made in the depths and bowels of Hell itself. Your asshole will feel as if someone fucked you with a round cheese grater.

He ate Martin's Chili yesterday. He's been in the hospital for about 6 years now and even the best doctors can't repair his asshole.

by foreskingobbler July 22, 2021

Martin

jess is the better martin

"hey, who's the better martin?"
" jess is."

by notrueshoodie September 13, 2025

Martinism

martinism -- we cannot define it

Martinism is when people come and live together. In peace and tolerance.
Martin Luther King tried to live ..Martinism" ...but failed

by maasd the line June 14, 2017

Martin Urbano

A very big egg.

Hmmm yes today I made a sandwich with a Martin Urbano.

by Brandlebern July 6, 2020

Martin Kove

“Mercy is for the weak!”

Woah is that Martin Kove! He must show no mercy!

by Rboy2 May 14, 2023

Mads and Martin

two boys that are gay and love eachoter and has sex everywhere

Omg bro I just saw a mads and martin

by gaydgaui May 27, 2020