isopodic bastard

a cunt

person 1: trump is a good president! 😀
person 1 is an isopodic bastard.

by uwuwer3000 December 07, 2020

stingy bastard

zarah

zarah is a beg but never shares her food. what a bloody stingy bastard!

by 77.myz June 09, 2022

Hanging the Ol' Bastard

(Verb) To unabashedly expose one's male genitalia in a public or semi-public environment.

See also: Hanging Dong

I went to visit the local nudist colony with the lads, and we had a splendid time hanging the ol' bastards

by Berek2501 August 02, 2023

Wank Stain Of A Bastard

When calling someone either a wank stain or the offspring of a bastard child isn't formal enough.

Bob: "Fuck you Steve!"
Steve: "How about you intercourse yourself you wank stain of a bastard."
Bob:

by Cephalon Alcatraz June 15, 2020

GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING

#savethemugs

Why does urban dictionary like mugs?

Guy 1: GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING

by cat lel February 16, 2024

ratty bastard

Ratty a person who is snitching on someone who has done somthing bad

Don't be a ratty bastard

by Ratty bastard March 05, 2017

Canadian Bastard

A term to describe an arrogant, cocky, and Narcisisstic shithead.

One that thinks Starbucks is better than Tim's.

Boy: You're a real Canadian Bastard at times.

Girl: I dumped his ass.. Turns out he was a Canadian Bastard.

Teenager: Hey man, I'm gonna head to Tim's.
Teenager #2: Fuck no, Starbucks is better.
Teenager: YOU CANADIAN BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!

by Mr. Winstonollies February 15, 2017