The act of inserting a pineapple in a sleeping friend's anus and then punching them in the face when they wake up.
Travis: Yo Danny is doing a juice cleanse.
Eric: We should help him out and give him a Mai Tai Surprise.
Eric: We should help him out and give him a Mai Tai Surprise.
by travisonfire January 16, 2013
When your hitting your girl’s pussy from behind and she surprises you with a reach back and grabs your knob and glides it up and in the booty hole for a little surprise anal.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018
Strawberry chocolate surprise is when you have anal sex and pull out and there's blood and shit on ya dick.
Bob pulled his dick out of Mary's butthole and looked down in horror, realizing he had a strawberry chocolate surprise.
by Roflles July 02, 2017
Just like the “grinch kiss” but add corn to your diet for a delightful surprise!
Warning: flushing after act is not recommended
Warning: flushing after act is not recommended
by Jane092413 December 15, 2021
when your fucking a girl up, and not knowing she has lazy eye it goes to the side before your about to cum, and you loose all purpose of having sex with her, grab your clothes and leave
by punjabiallahpraiser July 12, 2010
When a lil Asian boy watches you eat ramen off your girls pussy, but you eat it so good off her that her juice becomes the broth
by BigPeePeePooPoo November 23, 2019
aka SBM, when you think you are just going to the bathroom to take a piss, and you unexpectedly have the urge to poop.
"Dude, what took you so long to piss? Did you fall in?!"
"Nah man, I had a Surprise Bowel Movement."
"Nah man, I had a Surprise Bowel Movement."
by Rabadina November 09, 2008