Robert is a fucking sex symbol with a massive 12 inch shlong and he's the only evidence of gods exsitence.
"Is that Robert? Fuck yes!"
by TheTruthAndOnlyTheTruthTruth July 6, 2020
Get the Robertmug. A Robert is a drug addict.
by BOB the yeet17 October 19, 2020
Get the Robertmug. by Marketparrakeet January 30, 2022
Get the Robertmug. 
Robert is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. He gathers more insane stories in a year than most people do in a lifetime. He’ll take you on adventures and then retell them in a way that makes you relive them. Despite all that, he’ll still be down-to-earth when he needs to. Don’t let Robert get away.
Person 1: Who keeps making monkey noises at 3AM?
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.
by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023
Get the Robertmug. Robert;
He's the guy you thought you loved all your life. The kind of guy who promises you the world and then pulls it from under your feet. He charms everyone so they don't see who he really is, and always makes the ladies seem like the crazy ones. He has huge bug eyes that SOMEHOW, he gets the ladies to look past.. but that's not all they look past.. also his itty bitty teeny weenie dinkie winkie.
Don't let that Robert fool you ladies. RUN!!
He's the guy you thought you loved all your life. The kind of guy who promises you the world and then pulls it from under your feet. He charms everyone so they don't see who he really is, and always makes the ladies seem like the crazy ones. He has huge bug eyes that SOMEHOW, he gets the ladies to look past.. but that's not all they look past.. also his itty bitty teeny weenie dinkie winkie.
Don't let that Robert fool you ladies. RUN!!
by Dopetasticbkicks June 10, 2019
Get the Robertmug. Martha roberts is the definition of a cougar. She loves the nicotine and seems to never get enough of it. You will know if you meet a martha roberts because their bum will wipe you out if it touches you. Don’t be phased she might seem like a nice girl but behind your back she can vomit words like you have never heard before
Yeh I went flying when she touched me she is a martha roberts
Did you hear martha roberts texted him. Deffo a cougar
Did you hear martha roberts texted him. Deffo a cougar
by emi goodman June 3, 2022
Get the Martha robertsmug.