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Nerd Burn

Medical condition known only to video game nerds.
Happens when a nerd is rotating their xbox 360 controller joystick so violently, they actually get a burn in the center of their hand. Similar to carpet burn, but on a much nerdier, less skanky scale.
Yeah dude. Theres a name for that. Its called a Nerd Burn.. fail.
by Knowsalottabout Nerds November 24, 2010
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Nerd Chills

The sparkling in the back of the head and spine when suppressed nerd love occurs.
I get Nerd Chills from watching Harry Potter because I'm not allowed to show my excitement for Harry.
by labgeeks July 23, 2011
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Nerd-bridge

The instant bond or friendship created between two or more people when they discover they both like the same nerdy thing.
"You binge-watch anime?? So do I! I think we just formed a nerd-bridge! Friends forever?"
by n3rdg1rl September 13, 2014
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nerd-cocky

someone who is obsessed with something specific (computer, video games, Star Wars, etc.) and arrogant about the knowledge or ability they possess about their obsession
Why do you have to be so nerd-cocky about Star Wars?

That saxophone player is very nerd-cocky.
by grubber8888 November 19, 2010
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Nerd Dungeon

Although the nerd is a social creature, they often find themselves in need of retreat due to ridicule, shame, embarassment or harassment by "normal" people. They retire to secret rooms, not unlike Batman's Bat-Cave. Within these rooms you may find the nerd in it's natural habitat, surrounded by empty cans of soda, food boxes and wrappers, comic books, video games and stack of old programming manuals long since forgetten. The air reeks of body odour and often cheetos and faint yellow light shines on all things.
True Nerd #1 - want to come over on Tuesday to read through old dime comics?
True Nerd #2 - where, at your mothers house?
True Nerd #1 - no, at my dad's. after the divorce I moved in with him
True Nerd #2 - why? isn't your dad an alcoholic?
True Nerd #1 - yeah, but three beatings a week is worth having a NERD DUNGEON of my own.
by Perl Me Up Scotty November 14, 2011
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Nerd Shields

Eyewear, specifically when they interfere with the action of kissing. The name refers to the awesome level of extreme nerdiness that is achieved when two people's glasses clink together while trying to orchestrate a kiss.
(moving in for a kiss) "Clink"
"Oh sorry, let me remove my nerd shields"
"Yes, I will remove mine as well"
"There we go"
"Much Better"
by Bunny Carrotstick January 11, 2009
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Nerd Moment

When someone comes up with a geeky and/or nerdy statement.
When Bob reminded us of Star Wars, he had a nerd moment.

Tom had a nerd moment when he described what an Iguanodon was, word for word, in precise detail.
by Codj53 May 19, 2011
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