Stuart’s mum

She is a fat bitch who cant control herself or her annoying kids

Stuart’s mum is a hoe

by Papa6969XO May 17, 2019

Mum Face

A person with a face like a mum or dinner lady; typically plain, old or generally unprepossessing.

Mum Face (n) or Mum Faced (adj) // Mom Faced (U.S)

Boy #1: That girl has a really hot body.

Boy #2: Yeah, but she's totally mum faced.

by PeaHead October 22, 2013

Ur mum

A milf

ur mum is a milf

by Mother fuckee June 21, 2021

Nicks mum

A Nicks mum is a term used for a woman that is a prostitute based in wickford, a nicks mum usually spends a lot of her earnings on replacement red light bulbs or replacement battery’s for her doorbell

Tom: “nicks mum”
James: “nicks mum”
George: “fuck me the traffics bad today”
James: “that’s the queue for nicks mum”

by Unknown Unknown Unknown Unknow November 8, 2022

Ur mum

Ur mum is a common insult used for no apparent reason. This also references to Yo Mama jokes. This humor is weird and sometimes unlikable.

Ur mum is fat.

by pigjacob June 27, 2018

ariyans mum

sexy milf

no one is hotter then ariyans mum

by rubyz4271 December 5, 2021

Mum

Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a slip-n-slide!

Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a slip-n-slide! Funny Mum

by Unbrokenwand9 April 13, 2020