grand-putins

grandparents who are old and dying, and therefore have lost their filters as well as any flying fucks they might have given about how their words and actions affect others.

My grand-putins told me that I was touched as a child before they adopted me. What the actual fuck.

by schizodollz June 07, 2024

Grand Sausage Plate

A German dish of five sausages. Found at the best German restaurants.

It's not on the menu but I'm asking for a Grand Sausage Plate.

by silverseal September 17, 2011

Grand Haven

A small city that has a hell lot of drug problems but trys to hide it. Does this to look good and to not drive tourist away.

😁
Full of preppy ass schools.

And anything u say or do the teens here call u a fag or gay sooo.

Kid-So wanna go to the beach?
GRAND HAVEN KID- That's gay.
Kid- Tf no it's not.
GRAND HAVEN KID- Yes it is u fag.

by UnbelievableGH February 07, 2018

Grand haven

A place where whores want to get fucked and where white people act like gang bangers.

“Bro grand Haven is fucked”

by Omfgkys February 25, 2018

Grand Opening

The deflowering of a girl.

She had her grand opening...with the ribbon, mayor and giant scissors!

by Jay Mott November 13, 2016

Grande

Being Grande is exhibiting all the qualities of the ultimate man's man.

I would love to have day to be Grande

by Francois Franco December 26, 2023

Grande

A discord server comprised of mainly horny gay men begging for cock 24/7. You'd enter it expecting it to be straight women and get excited when you see someone called 'Sydney' being horny and think you've hit the porn jackpot, only to be faced with the realisation you've been played by a twink behind a screen cosplaying as Sydney Sweeney, letting out their manly hormones for the day.

Wilmington: "Yo bro, are you in the Grande discord server?"
Tom: "Yeah man. Some 26 year old dude groomed me in there. Thought I hit the jackpot."

by RoyceTarantino September 03, 2023