Goose Witch

A Goose Witch is a witch that lives in a spooky forest that, when asked, will turn you into a goose
"Oh goose witch, please turn me into a goose"
by Thefemboyboy March 02, 2022
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Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.
"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
by Napoleonic Rat February 14, 2024
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gone to the goose

He's long gone to the goose.
My dog has gone to the goose.
by Yippeeeeeeee March 28, 2024
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goose soup

n. Excellent! Awesome! Aussie skater term.

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Nice fakey backstretch Sheila! Totally goose soup!
by gnostic3 June 23, 2020
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That wets my goose

A phrase to use when a funny joke or something erotic makes you feel good.
Example 1-
Girl 1- What did the fish say when it ran in to the wall? Dam!
Girl 2- Wow that really wets my goose.
Example 2-

Girl 1- Wow did you see Channing Tatums New movie, Magician Michealas?
Girl 2- No But the trailer, That wets my goose
by JordanNHS September 15, 2017
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diego/goose

he is one of the most genuine people in the world
has a camera infatuation

is pretty cool and a music addict (dont tell him i said that)
whose loud ass music is that?!”
“oh its just diego/goose.”
by whoupfarting12345 June 26, 2022
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goose away

when the sus girl o-o tells you to stfu
by StinkyPoke March 10, 2021
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