Goose Profanity

A lighthearted, goose-inspired form of cursing that substitutes traditional expletives with bird-themed wordplay. Commonly used to humorously express frustration, surprise, or sass without actual profanity.

Quack you, you son of a duck!
What the honk is going on?
Stop flapping around and get to work!
You feather-plucking fool!
What's with the goose profanity? For quack sake!

by HTIL January 6, 2025

Goose

When you grab a women's breast and twist it.

Bob goosed jenny and he got slapped in the face.

by michaelmcalgary August 5, 2024

Loose goose

The term is used when referring to a girl that has a loose vagina.

Did you hear that Rachel has a loose goose?

by Baddiedefinitionsperiodd. December 8, 2020

Goose

A legend of the art in throwing partys, boozing, smoking weed, growing weed, and a mastermind of being a G

Guy 1: “Who’s that?”

Guy 2: “That’s the fucking man bro! That guys so cool!”

Guy 3: “Ya they call him Goose”

All: “Steez”

by Racecar backwards is racecaR November 23, 2021

Goose

Similar to “checking someone’s oil” it’s the act of forcing your thumb in someone’s butthole only when there clothed of course No penetration

Me: hey man did you see what Ronnie Did?
Matt: no what did that little creep do?

Me: he totally snuck up on Rachel and goosed her

Matt: oh wow

Me:yeah he’s sick

Matt: Yeah I guess it’s not much different than her husbands long nose Though

by Jordowski June 14, 2020

Goose

The opposite of duck. Uncool, non-overpowered, goofy.

Wait, acting like that is hella goose.

by Whoa1Whoa1Whoa April 28, 2024

silly goose

someone characterized by their lack of decision making skills

"I can't decide what to choose"

"You're such a silly goose"

by sshhuusshh March 25, 2020