dick-ceps.

muscles of dick....

my "dick-ceps" are bigger than your biceps.
show your dick-ceps......

by serial-kisser October 01, 2011

dick-bagel

Where a bagel gets put on the end of a mans penis and a girl eats the bagel

Omg David can I give you a dick-bagel baby

Omg Timmy you got dick-bageled?!

by Fannyflutter89 February 23, 2018

tip dicked

To get stepped and impaled by rocks in the foot or any other region that requires physical touch

Joey: Yo dude my feet are killing me! Those rocks suck major ass.
Natalie: Same dude! You know how horrible it feels to be tip dicked? Not cool.

by burntille November 03, 2020

Dick Mabbutt

A locomotive from Brighton.
Also known as 73962.

There’s 73962, Dick Mabbutt!

by AcidityBM November 19, 2021

legion of dicks

Another name for someone who is a slut or whore. Someone who likes a lot of dicks. As defined by Dave and Chuck the freak. Also called the legion

Guy 1: "Dude Megan is so hot" Guy 2: "Yeah but she's in the legion of dicks"

by ck308 April 26, 2017

chomp dick

A dismissal as in go away, get lost, fuck off or fuck you.

You dont like me? Chomp Dick!

by Farsidefan February 09, 2009

Dry Dick

A serious condition for which the application of hand lotion will only provide temporary relief if used daily. True long term solutions for this disorder require regular fluid applications with the help of a friend.

Rising case numbers of Dry Dick in the world can have truly devastating consequences, these include crankiness, more reckless driving, and the odd urge of dictators with micro penises to invade smaller neighboring countries.

by IronMikey April 04, 2023