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Anti-Masturbation Cross

An anti-masturbation cross is a device used by wankerphobic Christians. It combines the cross with straps to keep people from the age of 5+ from masturbating. It should be ended to help end wankerphobia.
John's parents are going to buy an anti-masturbation cross. I'm praying for him. I think Seb may have tipped them off.
by A_Manwithhiv April 22, 2021
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Cross

Cross means when you fight someone and there eyes cross.
Say woahdae...Rm you cheated me out my oz, square up, I’m boutta cross yo shit.
by anonymous December 19, 2020
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criss crossed

the act of being high off coke, alcohol, and weed, all at the same
last night i took an edible before the party, i drank at the party, then someone had coke so i did that too. i was absolutely criss crossed
by gooperman May 26, 2024
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Cross your cheeks

To wish someone extra ordinary luck.
"Cross your cheeks" for me in the up coming game!
by Alec Nicks February 14, 2023
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cross

often known as where Jesus died

sometimes in movies when there wooden to keep vampire's away;
vampier:i vwant too suck your blood
human:stay back I have a a wooden cross

christian:Jesus died for your sins if you where the only man or woman on the world he would still die for you
person:okay
by chrishtion12yearoldkid<3 March 4, 2022
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2 fingers crossed

Means that we're team Izad.
by ImanWasHide June 12, 2022
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Beatles-Crossing

A word used in the UK, the Beatles-Crossing is an area of road painted with bold white stripes, where vehicle must stop if pedestrians wish to cross.

Named after the 60s UK rock band, The Beatles. Specifically, the famous Beatles album ‘Abbey Road’ in which the Beatles are pictured crossing the road at Abbey Road Studios.
How long will it take you to get here?”
“Oh, not long. I’m just crossing the Beatles-Crossing now.”
by Thas Boy Y’know October 23, 2020
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