brown-curious

One who finds themselves sexually attracted to South Asians (Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, etc). Someone who may not fantasize primarily about South Asians, but who does occasionally find themselves wondering if brown sex is as hot as brown food.

Girl 1: I can't stop thinking about that guy from class.

Girl 2: Sanjay? You must be brown-curious.

by mindfucked November 28, 2010

Brown Surfer

Someone who surfs the internet while taking a dump on the tiolet at the same time.

I was over at Steve's house earlier and when he went to the bathroom he took his laptop. I had no idea he was a "Brown Surfer!" That is just dirty!

by Pbandjforever November 5, 2009

brown jelly

Brown jelly is a cute way of saying shit!

"Mummy that man smells of brown jelly"

Your kid does not have to swear and the stink of shit guy is none the wiser. Everyone is happy

by Brown jelly mould January 9, 2014

chris browned

to beat the shit out of you girlfriend...

Person 1: Hey did you hear what happened...
Person 2: No, what?!
Person 1: Karl chris browned the shit out of Christina...

by mr.funnyman September 13, 2010

Brown Noser

A suck up thats nose is always brown from eating their bosses/teachers delicious shit right out of their ass.

Omg Jessica is suck a Brown Noser

by Slowy0urself August 22, 2020

Brown fingers

When you go to the bathroom and the toilet paper's quality is dangerously low, causing your fingers to tear it apart and go into your ass while wiping, causing your fingers to be mildly cover with shit.

There was only on square of cheap toilet paper left. I couldn't avoid the brown fingers.

by CoucouFrancishihihi September 25, 2013

Lachlan Brown

the best name in the bloody galaxy mate

All hail Lachlan Brown
Ave, Lachlan Brown
I wish I was named Lachlan Brown

by truthspitter420 May 2, 2021