Emhouse is a small unincorporated town (if you don't count the pot farms and meth labs ) located in Navarro County , Texas.
If you go there late at night you can sometimes see a goat get sacrificed by beheading at Low Water Bridge by the many Satanic Cults that frequent the area at pitch black darkness.
There once was a small schoolhouse near where the old castle themed home sits. Do not go near this house at present day.
If you go there late at night you can sometimes see a goat get sacrificed by beheading at Low Water Bridge by the many Satanic Cults that frequent the area at pitch black darkness.
There once was a small schoolhouse near where the old castle themed home sits. Do not go near this house at present day.
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Todd - Wanna drive to Emhouse , Texas and git some meth ?
Jeff - ya , I guess
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Jeff - ya , I guess
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If a winner fails to shout “yee-haw” before grabbing her chips, she mist shout 5 “the starts at night are big and bright,” each followed by 5 short claps of the hands and a joyous “DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!”
Anyone who forgets the Alamo must be shot.
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