Mouse tears

n. lube

Grab ‘ol Trampa some mouse tears for your rat hole.

by Mousetearz December 4, 2018

gag tears

When someone tears up from gagging on a dick

“Her make up was running from gag tears”

by Discoverygirl February 28, 2019

Taint Tears

The nut running down a mans taint when he was taking a breather from ejaculating but his dick drooped and the nut fell on his taint

“I was takin a breather then I jumped when mah cold taint tears touched mah butthole”

by CoochieChomper6ixnine March 4, 2019

Ass tear

When your having anal sex, and they go too deep, so it rips your asshole out.

"OH NO, I THINK YOUR GONNA ASS TEAR, OOOOOOHJPOHOHOHOHJOHKJHDoikOGH'

by HEnny Ther slawg March 20, 2019

Texan tears

Slang for shots of alcohol.
The shot-tear correlation lying in the fact a real Texan loves their fair share of alcohol, and shots comparably low amount.

Derek: Blood, sweat, and tears, it’s what makes a man.
Ren:Real man’s comprised of blood, sweat, and Texan tears.

by Titty Boner June 1, 2019

Dry Tear

When you are stricken by so much grief that your body physically cant produce any tears

Man: Its a shame my grandmother died, i was so sad I let out a Dry Tear

by Chalk on April 19, 2019

Faggot tears

Kinda like male tears but it's the cum of a faggot.

I drink faggot tears

by MFWANG October 21, 2019