Dad joke

jokes (mostly puns) made by dads but that everyone can make if they master this art.
Me: What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Exasperated friend : No you're not doi-
Me: Carlos
Friend: *face palm* You should stop your dad jokes
by Sansblague December 13, 2018
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Dad joke

The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to put out on a regular basis; which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.
Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Everybody: Oh shit. Dad joke just made his entrance. I'm outtie. Fuck this shit. Nope. Peace out!
by Ezra69 October 01, 2020
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Dad Joke

The BEST kind of joke ever in existence
Human Being Number One: Wanna hear a dad joke?

Human Being Number Two: OH MY FUCKING GOD YES TELL ME THE JOKE RIGHT NOW
by SMILE4EVR December 16, 2020
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dad oan

Aye dad oan
by Nlongmuir May 09, 2018
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Connors dad

A fat bald cunt who drives dhl vans
Dutty nigger

Connors dad is a dutty nigger
by Weed gremlin April 25, 2019
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power dad

A dad who's determine to exert his authority as a stronger man to any younger guy especially those engaged in similar activities as said dad to prove he is alpha...but really he looks dumb trying too hard
*People surfing*

Power dad wearing the shorty wetsuit in 55 degree water (cause the cold doesn't bother him, power move one) tries to take every wave (power move two).
by Slasher McGurk July 13, 2017
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Done dads

Finished. Over. The end.
Bob: -beats the shit out of peter
peter: dude stop u owned me !!
BoB: ur done dads bitch
by Jian Huang August 27, 2008
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