Squirell

A slang term for a female rower from New Zealand who displays no capacity for rational though apart from thinking about nuts. Often used to describe novice athletes when they make very basic mistakes.

Look at the crew full of squirell's who have sunk their boat.

by MT!!! January 14, 2008

Squirmy Banshee

The act of slapping your girlfriend after being rejected for anal sex. Then you take a bananna while she is sleeping, shove it in her ass until she squirms and screams like a banshee.

I tried to give my girl a squirmy banshee but I ran out of banannas so I used a cucumber.

by Bocaj and Noremac November 13, 2011

squirrel

An unfortunate derogatory term applied to the elderly suffering from the later stages of such diseases as Alzheimers. It refers to the fact that they forget how to do simple tasks such as swallow, and so they chew their food and hide it away in their pockets or handbags, much as a squirrel tucks a bit away in their cheek.

The old lady was a squirrel. Pockets full of mashed potatoes, and handbag of creamed corn.

by Ronamo February 26, 2004

Wet Squirrel

When a man sticks his nut sac or ball sac in someones mouth and then precedes to jerk himself off and shoots his load in that persons hair.

Last night when i was getting my dick sucked i decided to give that person a wet squirrel.

by One wet squirrel June 1, 2009

secret squirrel

The voyeuristic act of watching a couple copulate, usually through a window - much like a squirrel would from a tree.

I played secret squirrel and watched Joe bang Jackie last night through his bedroom window.

by tacram99 July 20, 2008

squirming

When you scrunch up your face and fall on the floor.

falls*
HE'S squirming! BEAT HIM NOW!!!!

by Mrsd January 20, 2015

squirrel friend

A female who is all about swallowing and saving it for later.

Your squirrel friend seems to be storing nuts for the up coming winter months.

by recliners December 15, 2009