Salty

Having an unpleasant disposition , demeanor or vibe, often abrasive ,unfriendly and or unamused.

Helen never smiles and always looks like a salty bitch.

by Hotep Helen February 4, 2019

Salty Cider

A Salty Cider is performed the morning after a night of copious cider drinking. Upon waking you find either your partner or nearest willing recipient and proceed to fill their mouth with your steaming, warm, cider urine.

The morning after a furious cider keger, Jill wanted nothing more than to give Jack a Salty Cider.

by Whisky Beard October 12, 2019

salty excavation

Having anal sex with saladas glued to either side of your penis

Dude she said if i buy her a diamond ring she will let me give her a salty excavation!

by Lucymclit January 24, 2019

Salty seahorse

When a fisherman is fucking from behind, he bucks off smacks her ass and comes in her eye...

Fisherman Dan pulled a salty seahorse lastnight!

by PnCts88 November 8, 2019

Salty

1.Something that contains large amounts of salt.
2.Someone who is pissed off.

The fries were to salty

by Qwery September 23, 2017

Pulled a Salty

Term used during an Xbox live gaming session when while in an Xbox live party, One or more party members say that they are leaving and coming back to the party, but they "never" do.

"ok guys im hungry ima be right back"

"But u never come back"

"I will this time i promise"
(leaves the party)

10 min later

"where is he. He still isnt back yet"

"That fag, he just pulled a Salty"

by Cat lover's Inc. September 5, 2009

Salty McTavish

Scottish tale as old as time. Salty McTavish will carve spoons out of your femur if you make him angry. If you are kind, he will carve them out of the finest walnut.
Was trained by wolves how to be a man.
Do not mess with Salty McTavish.

Woah. Did you see that spoon Salty McTavish made?! It’s awesome.
He sells them too!

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024