my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023

Heaven says

A song about a man getting tortured and forced to spell easy words like 'answer.'

HEAVEN SAYS, YOU ARE IN DANGER
WHY ARE YOU TORMETING ME LIKE THIS? I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU ENDED UP HERE, I JUST-
NOW SPELL 'ANSWER'
F-R-E-E-D-O-M
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'MANKIND'

D-I-S-E-A-S-E
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'ANSWER'
V-I-O-L-E-N-C-E
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'SIN'

F-R-I-E-N-D-S
WRONG, THE CORRECT ANSWER IS 'Y-O-U'

by Yipsees!! September 24, 2023

cant say her name😣

y’all gon hate this girl more than von hates 63rd

cant say her name😣 is a female that most people cannot stand. we hate her more than von hate 63rd

by cantstandanyofyalltbh October 1, 2023

Sai

Dependent but Caring person, always wants someone to love her as she's Extremely expressive and sensitive.

"I wanted to fit in this club so I pulled a sai"

by Sanjath Mehtha November 22, 2021

Sai Vinay S

People named Sai Vinay are typically short and brainless. It’s a Telugu name but they identify as Kannadiga. They have a high drinking capacity and are very brave and will protect India and Karnataka through their NCC skills.

Look at that Sai Vinay S he is such a true Kannadiga.

by Sai vinay kannadiga November 22, 2021

Sai

Steals food all the time
Gay fuck

Sai is a kundi vali

by Abhibow November 22, 2021

Say la Belle

a person who is a Latin American girl has beautiful eyes, lips, nose, and all over on her face. she is such like a perfect queen of the universe. All the things are end of her.

How dare don't you know Say la Belle?

by AlicaBelle November 22, 2021