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Roast Dictionary

A place where fellow community members go to deeply insult and potentially emotionally traumatize their beloved friends and family.
Wow she got roasted so hard roast beef got jealous, must be from Roast Dictionary (roastdictionary.com)
by RoastMahToast May 9, 2017
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roast bait

My brother wore sandals to church, he's roast bait !
by Litt gurl May 31, 2017
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roast porker

A human carnivore who into bestiality necrophilia. Often will have sex with a slit cut in a piece of store bought meat and then eat it or Sex with road killed animals
You see the news today? They caught a roast porker in the act on highway 9 . He was viewed by over one hundred motorist and a few bus loads of children. Exhibitionist are some strange folks!
by Dick Goesinya June 2, 2017
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Roasting a marshmallow

Nobody likes telling Cindy how to do her job. "Why's Dan crying in his office?"
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."
by ScryBaby June 13, 2017
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Roast

The art, science, and sport of properly correcting someone by pointing out the error or mistake on a public level. Roasting is always accompanied by harshly throwing ones flattened hand in the direction of the accused. A proper roast will be said in a matter of fact way that demonstrates that you had not had to search much to find the error
You have just been roasted for needing to look up what roast meant.
by Djhelpless August 3, 2017
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roasted hands

When your giving a guy a hand job, and he screaming and moaning because of your hands technique.
"That girl gave me the best roasted hands"
by Oooo killem August 21, 2017
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Roast Beef Snatch

Referring to loose labia, also known as pastrami curtains because it can be easily blown around in the wind. However the term "Roast Beef" is generally for women whose snatch is more brown then pink, and the lips stick together like a grilled cheese sandwich. As age starts to progress, their meaty flaps start to dangle and look like two slabs of roast beef stuck together with mayonnaise, thus the term "Roast Beef Snatch."
I fucked this cheerleader the other day and her roast beef snatch looked like it went through a meat grinder.
by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017
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