calgary road block 

is a situation where you are Driving on the hwys around calgary and two mentally chalanged drivers are travelling side by side atleast 10km under the speed limit. Neather one is passin the other.

So I'm driving in my abulance down hwy#2 and these two pieces of pure panty waiste are creating a Calgary Road block. I have my lights flashing and my sirens blazing. Nothing, they just wont move. Outa nowhere a RCMP comes wheeling around me and smashes that Calgary Road block right off the Highway.Justice served

calgary road block by Justa Do'nmyjob July 22, 2008

Extreme Road Head 

Giving someone head while YOU'RE driving.

Officer: Excuse me ma'am, do you know how fast you were going back there?
Woman: No officer I don't.
Officer: And why is that?
Woman: I was giving my man some extreme road head and I couldn't see a thing.
Officer: Alrighty then, have a nice night.

Extreme Road Head by J-RodHotBod December 22, 2014

Hill road 

A place located in pg county (landover)

Where the real niggas from. Near seat pleasant, bright seat, most known as the wave. Also a dangerous hood where shit get real, break ins, fights, shoot outs.

Some boys just got jumped around hill road.

Hill road by Flykid11 September 12, 2016

Bum Road 

Understanding Bum Road requires some knowledge on the religion of Bochism. Bochism is a small sect located mainly in Southern Ontario but has been documented in Amsterdam, Netherlands as well. Similar to the Garden of Eden in Christianity, Bum Road is an integral part of Bochism, along with veganism. It represents the journey of life, the path which Bum Roaders follow on their journey of becoming a Boch. Bum Roaders mainly worship Joaquin Phoenix, although they still pray to several of his disciples, including Laverne Cox and Ruby Rose. The term “Bum Road” can be heard used in a variety of contexts by fellow Bum Roaders. It can be a negative or a positive thing, or simply be synonymous for anal sex.

“You have a Biology exam? Uhhh that is sooooo Bum Road”
“It’s 420 BUM ROADDDDDD”
“Omg last night my boyfriend took me on a trip down Bum Road for the first time ;)”

Bum Road by Bochy e December 4, 2019

River Road 

the absolute best song from ZAYNS album, Nobody is Listening©️
this song is god like and everytime i listen to it i come a little

random: bro do you like ZAYN’s new album

y/n: yeah, the best song from it is River Road

random: yeah that and sweat

River Road by simlishmar June 15, 2021

Dargle road

A place where magic happens and dreams go to die.

To dargle (verb): to go to an afters and never return to see your family or the light of day again.

Synonym: a constant rollover

“Do you dargle road much yourself lad?”

Dargle road by friendsofthelittledargle May 19, 2023

ball in road 

A game where a circle of people sit in the middle of a road and pass a ball back and forth between eachother. The group is not allowd to get up until a car stops and beeps three times.

Girl #1: Dude, did you hear about the group of kids who got run over?
Boy #1: No. What happened?
Girl #1: They were playing ball in road.

ball in road by phil knight August 24, 2006