Pre-Game

The act of getting yourself ready before masturbating. i.e. watching porn 30+ minutes before masturbating

Guy 1: "Alright guys I gotta go, im finna go pre-game."
Guy 2: "wait, you're going to party?"
Guy 1: "no i plan on masturbating tonight but first i wanna get myself ready."

by Tay5117 September 4, 2017

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pre-sneezin

The short spasms of inhalation before a sneeze.

Thanks for the tissue, but I didn't make it past the pre-sneezin.

by myk247365 October 7, 2017

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pre-weeb

Someone who consumes wapanese media in moderation (but still risks becoming a full-fledged weeaboo).

1: That guy watches anime, what a weeb!
2: Hey, watch your language! Watching a few episodes of japanese-made cartoons doesn't make you "overly obsessed with Japanese culture to the point where you become annoying". He's doing it responsibly. He is a pre-weeb.
1: Whatever, he's on the path to total weeaboofication...

by Arzoleste September 14, 2017

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pre cum promise

A promise made before fully ejaculating, usually a vow to keep masturbating after your limit

I'm never able to follow through on my pre cum promises

by Dhernandez240 June 6, 2017

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pre-sheet

The pre preparation of toilet roll lengths prior to the requirement of wipage to speed up the process of rectal cleansing

Before I need to wipe my bum I always pre-sheet

by eemocham June 7, 2017

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Pre-Rimification

When you finish your sugar rim on your pint before you finish your beer

On her pumkin ale the sugar nutmeg rom was go e before sha finished her beer. She got no satisfication with her beer when the pre-rimification occurred.

by Lisalee the great June 25, 2017

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