mystic potato

1# What you call someone who is really cool or has good vibes.

2# Nickname for friend or significant other.

1# Whoa dude look at abby, she is such a mystic potato!
2# Hey my mystic potato how you doin?

by Doggydoggboi February 26, 2023

Potato bomb

It is when an Irish girl sits on your dick and sharts while it’s in her ass.

I was so drunk and passed out. when i woke up I saw I was potato bombed. I guess she was Irish.

by Baldyxxx August 1, 2022

Cell potato

A person too lazy to get off their ass and go see colleagues in the same office or building, who contacts them instead by cellphone.

At the watercooler....

Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?

by Lex Sleuthor April 26, 2010

Potato Man

A mysterious man that steals potatoes from kids that dont listen to their parents to punish them he is made from potatoes and tastes like bacon be good kids or you will lose your potatoes

Be good or potato man will steal your potatoes

by Potato Man Steals January 15, 2019

Persian Potato

This is what you call a girl when your with your homeboys. Its used to signify how Bad AF a chick is and is a huge compliment to the girl your talking about.

" Aye bro, that b*tch is a Persian Potato! "

by Persian Papi May 15, 2016

potato digger

A group of groupies who are semi-attractive to very attractive who fall for the current teenage heartthrob.

Here is a hello to all you potato diggers.

by Shaggyjumpsuit June 19, 2016

Romantic Potatoeing

When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.

Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.

by StrawberryMilkWolf October 15, 2017