Dick potato

When potatoes began to grow out of your penis

God I've started growing dick potatoes again

by Landapotato July 13, 2021

Sac Potato

A punch of thots in a Potato Sac

Angel and his friends are such a Sac Potato.

by Saccs October 3, 2018

Potato friend

1. A trifling person who acts like a friend, but instead shills their smelly oils and MLM based products down your throat.
2. A friend that retrieves potatoes.

Susan and Karen make the perfect pair of potato friends.

by Ohmygollywolly October 7, 2019

whack potato

A crazy dingbat, a nut job, someone who does dumb things.

She's such a whack potato!

by Itskatie96 July 9, 2016

spiky potato

its a potato that is spiky

dude thats one spiky potato

by Definatlynotjames April 19, 2018

Rotten Potatoes

1.) Plural of Rotten Potato

2.) A group of Irish men over the age of 45 in a pub or bar

"The bar was filled with rotten potatoes."

by Dazz Doesn't Care January 19, 2019

Purple potato

An infected vagina, that has turned purple and lets off a rotten potato odor.

"The purple potato is mashed beyond recognition"

by Purple potato May 20, 2016