The pot calling the kettle black

If someone says this, it simply points out hypocrisy.

You’re saying I’m annoying? That’s like the pot calling the kettle black!

by Man Of Few Words April 11, 2021

Pot of Stink Hair Stew

A slang term for the vagina.

We had a pleasant evening, and after champagne on the terrace, Liz let me stir her pot of stink hair stew.

by russasaurous June 20, 2008

to shit or get off the pot

it means don't pussy foot around with something just do it

Bush either needs to shit or get off the pot when it come to making good desisions.

by pascal lacour November 01, 2005

Dutch Oven Pot Roast

When your teenage son leaves a huge above-waterline shit in the toilet and doesn't flush it because he knows it wont go down. Instead, he closes the door and leaves it for you to find.

Fucking Andrew left me a dutch oven pot roast before he left for school.

by Bibendum February 10, 2022

Kansas City Tea Pot

The act of using one's mouth as a urinal while partying in Kansas City.

Bob: "Just because you think that you found God, you think you're better than anybody."
Steve: "It's not even like that."
Bob: "Atleast I didn't use my mouth as a urinal for seventeen guys when we were in Kansas City."
Steve: "Whatever, Bob."

Kansas City Tea Pot Urinal Kansas City Tea Pot

by jecherry December 26, 2015

Daytona Beach Steam Pot

A Daytona Beach Steam Pot is the hot, wet and very engorged snatch, beaver, vagina of a women that rides on or drives a motorcycle during the city's annual hosting of Bike Week.

Roger: James, you are going to Daytona's Bike Week again this year?
James: You know it Broh!! Wouldn't miss the chance to tap into a Daytona Beach Steam Pot or two or three.
Roger: Straight up!

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2014

Tea Pot Mode

Standing With One Hand On a Table and Leaning on it with one leg crossed over the Others.
Usually Used By Evil Maths Teachers.

The Beast Is Doing Tea Pot Mode.

by Klipperbus1 June 16, 2016