Kahk Block

A cock block is when you're bricked up and about to lay some pipe, but somebody interrupts it right before it's about to happen.

So a Kahk Block would be like when an opposing player is about to get lucky, and then Kahkonen comes sliding in with the desperation save and keeps us (the wild) from getting fucked

"Clayton Keller had a wide open net, but Kaapo came up big with the Kahk Block"

by Dean Evason March 19, 2021

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Smock blocked

When your cute waiter's crotch is blocked from view because they have a smock or apron covering that area.

I was trying to peep what my waiter was packing in his pants, but I got smock blocked.

by ThirstyLittleMoose October 21, 2020

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toilet blocking

Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.

When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.

by skeptic_here May 16, 2016

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Job Blocking

Similar to cock blocking but used in work related environment.

Yo, everytime you send me that link I can never see it cause my my computer keeps job blocking.

I stay getting Error 403: Blocked Site.

Site Policy
You have attempted to access a site which has been deemed non-productive by your site administrator. Access has been blocked and your attempt has been logged.

by claymenia April 23, 2011

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cone blocked

When an animal forced to wear a cone around their head is essentially cock blocked from being able to satisfy the itch, lick, bite, smell, etc. they desire so much.

When Princess Petunia got spayed, that bitch was cone blocked for at least two weeks!

by GlazeHer October 10, 2017

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