keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning, " despite all the surprises that life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope"

Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire.

by Sexydimma April 6, 2017

Tilted Wheels

Gay or homophobic

"Jayden has Tilted wheels on his Honda. That's because he's still in the closet"

by TheEnforcer86 March 14, 2023

Bench Wheeling

To Brag or Otherwise boast about off-road driving, despite not hitting the trails in months.

See also : Bench Racing

Don't listen to Bud, he's just loves bench wheeling. He hasn't hit a trail with us in months.

by You Out Here Bro? May 28, 2022

Balkan wheel alignment

A wheel alignment on a car in which instead of properly adjusting the alignment of the wheel, you rotate the steering wheel on the spline.

Bro 1: After I changed my tie rod my wheel is all fucked up and I dont wanna pay someone to fix it.
Bro 2: Just do the Balkan wheel alignment retard.

by Prophet off of your sadness September 8, 2025

wheeling

the pre-dating stage, which can involve any degree of relationship(sexual, emotional, friendshipal, etc) and can be broken off at any time with “no hard feelings” because that’s what my generation thinks love is all about;)

something only teenagers can(barely) understand

girly pop #1: “wait did you guys break up?”
girly pop #2: “well no, we just stopped wheeling”

adult eavesdropper: *laughs their bottom off*

by omgshesbackfromthedead March 28, 2019

Spare Wheeling

When the third and fourth wheeler have already been designated to a couple. All the wheels on your average convertible have been taken. All others who join the vehicle become "spare wheels," they're just there.

Person 1: "Yo man it was so awkward yesterday, I decided to join Jerome and Tyrell who were third wheeling super hard yesterday."
Person 2:"Nah bruh, you was hardcore spare wheeling yesterday."

by JeromeBois96 April 11, 2016

Wheel Worthiness

The rating of a couple in their ability to take on a third wheel during a date. Normally ranked on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being totally able to include the third wheel with utmost comfortability and non-awkwardness, and 1 being an inability to do so and therefore making the third wheel feel awkward invisible.

Last time I was with Fred and Sally, they went at it and totally ignored me, I give them a -1 from a scale of 1 to 10 on the wheel worthiness scale.

Sue and Steve are chill. Their a fun couple. I give them a solid 10, totally wheel worthy

by randomworditizer October 6, 2011