CG5 Simp

Someone, typically 12 to 16 year old girls who have a extreme interest or Stan like behavior, often obsessive or off putting over the musical artist named CG5.

Person 1: Help! The CG5 simps keep posting uncomfortable fancam edits
Person 2: That sounds unhealthy

by ElongMusty March 27, 2022

Simp

you. you are a simp.

"your such a simp"

by lxveriaa November 9, 2020

Simp

A Dude who's in love with Mediocre pussy. A dude who's doing so much to please a basic Female who don't even like them.

Brandon a Simp for falling in love with Rochelle. Dude is buying Her all of this stuff and she don't even like him.

by Theblackguyfromthe90s April 24, 2020

Simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

Myles is a simp/ Follow Reeeee on TikTok to see why

by cablevison69 March 3, 2020

Simp

A word that retards that will never have a girlfriend use

Me* buys girlfreind flowers and a gift for her b-day

FUCKING KYLE: Hahahah sIMp
Me: kyle fuck off your single and will always be

by A fat fuck March 29, 2020

simp rock

A type of music sung from a male point of view, generally falling in the "easy listening" genre, whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life is to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life was when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life is now that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life was UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 5) How one will do anything it takes to keep a current romantic partner. Almost any song from the band "Air Supply" epitomizes this.

I know she dumped you, but listening to that simp rock is just going to make you feel worse! (OR) Hey! I know that you're excited about your new woman, but don't go singing that simp rock to her.

by DJ Dash September 2, 2020

Simp HQ

Twitch headquarters.

- Some chick got dicked live on Twitch and only got a seven day ban, whereas I got permabanned because some rando yelled the gamer word over the mic.
- What did you expect from Simp HQ!?

by Mephisto, the Lord of Hatred November 5, 2022