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A crazy ass homely ginger who is always finding negativity in any and every situation. Vulgar and violent and often enjoys cussing people out (even around children) at large events such as wine festivals. A true hot mess when it comes to relationships and keeping a man around. When broken up with she will stalk an ex-boyfriend to death and attempt to ruin his white picket fence relationship with his new hotter, younger, well-endowed girlfriend. Miserable, pathetic, and all around an evil bitch.
#1: OMG did you hear Megan tried to fight her ex's new girlfriend this weekend when everyone was just trying to have a good time?

#2: No way, why would she do that?

#1: Clearly because she's a jealous bitch and hates fun.
Megan by Bull's Girl October 18, 2011
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Megan can sometimes be a push over, she can be sassy sometimes but she is fun to be around and is hot too. She is really crazy. But still if she doesn't get what she wants she gets pissed, she is a clown a really hot clown to, she is has had posts of boyfriends but they never last.
Megan is a girl duhhhh (sometimes)
Megan by Coldhearted July 31, 2016

meghanator 

The coolest Diva you'll ever meet. Quite popular with the black boys and doesn't get away with much. Likes to have fun but would rather cuddle with the hottest jock at school. Usually has a gay friend that knows how to party like a rock star and fuck like a pornstar. He has a great smile but underneath it a devious inside ready to kick any bitches ass trying to mess with his Meghanator.
So whose the meghanator this year?
meghanator by Meghanator November 29, 2007

Megan Walton 

the act of which you snitch on someone by telling you're mother everything about everyone that's ever happened ever.
" fuck sake you totally just megan walton'd me'

Megan and Emilie

2 smexii girls. They are the classic example of oppisites attracting. They are bffls!!!!!!!!! No, even better, they are Soul Sisters. Lots of girls are jelous of them ;).
OMG!!!!!! Look at Megan and Emilie!!!!!! They are the best of friends and are really smexii! I'm sooooooooooooo jelous!!!!!!!!! >:(
Megan and Emilie by yoyoz 13 December 12, 2010
A slang term for the placenta that comes out of a woman after giving birth through her vagina. Also known as "after-birth."
Sally: "Did you get to watch Alice give birth, Suzy? It was so amazing!"
Suzy: "I sure did! The miracle of life is so beautiful, it brings a tear to my eye!"
Sam: "I don't get what you bitches are talking about. The meaghan that followed all the blood and guts was so disgusting, I threw up all over myself."
Meaghan by Salt & Vinegar February 24, 2009
A girl who is totally into herself when she clearly shouldn't be.
A girl who decides to wear fake eyelashes and dye her eyebrows because she doesn't have any.
A girl whos hair looks like she wears wigs.
A girl whos nose resembles one of squidward from Spongebob.
A girl who hooks up with minimum 6 guys at once.
A girl who throws fruit punch on a guy's car just because he doesn't have an interest in her.
A bitch.
Guy #1:Oh i tapped that last night!
Guy #2:Who, Meaghan?
Guy #1:Yeah.
Guy #2:Did you use the paperbag technique?
Guy #1:Well obviously I had to, Look at the Bitch!
Meaghan by Anonymousssssssssssness December 11, 2008