May 23

Ask out your crush

Boy: hey will you go out with me?

Girl: why
Boy:it's may 23rd and I have a crush on you

by Hereforareason May 21, 2022

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May 17th

Show me dem titties now

Hey this girl showed me dem titties cos its May 17th

by Monke time May 17, 2021

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Short and optimistic. life is a bliss for all the Mai Coua's out there. Bad luck in love and can be naive at times. Books rule their lives and the computer is their best friends. Have many friends and can never be taken advantage of or else they'll be disliked. All Mai Coua's are daydreamers and love to live life in an animated way.

Mai Coua is dainty and can be eaisly hurt. They dislike annoying people. Love animations because it's their life.

by Emme Johnson July 24, 2010

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May 5

May 5 is the day BAD BITCHES are born

Someone’s tries to kill you but it’s may 5th (you’re birthday) “imma BAD BITCH YOU CAN KILL ME”

by ASTRXO August 8, 2021

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May 5th

HOOTER GIRL APPRECIATION DAY!
An appreciation day to the girls who work at hooters who deserve so much better than how they're treated.

Did you hear its hooter girl appreciation day?
Yay its May 5th!

by barbaities May 4, 2021

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Honey-Mai

Perfection. Honey-Mai is the perfect girl. She has the perfect personality and the perfect body. She is always looking very fit. Honey-Mai is usually found with her boyfriend, and cares a lot about her family, and the people of whom she loves. People don't appreciate her like they should.
She has beautiful dark hair, and cute freckles. She also has a nice ass which only her boyfriend can enjoy. Her boyfriend is usually Jacob.

Jacob to friend: Honey-Mai is so fit, I'm so gassed she's my girlfriend.
Friend to Jacob: Yeah, I wish she was my girlfriend.
Jacob to friend: Well, it's to bad I'm never letting her go.

by 231119 May 15, 2020

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