A sexual position or maneuver in which a male inserts a glass or Pyrex-based test tube into the anus of his partner and then proceeds to masturbate into the test tube, filling it with semen. He then executes a well placed donkey punch, causing the partner's sphincter to contract, effectively breaking the test tube, thus bursting into an explosion of blood, shit, semen, and glass shards.
by TheFaze May 08, 2007
The act of defecating on your partners head whilst they are sleeping. Upon waking, the person will notice the steaming turd and immediately become mad - hence the term "Mad Hatter"
Sharlene really annoyed me by not giving me head last night, so I dropped a Mad Hatter on her! Looks like I wont get head tonight either !
by The St Albanz Hatter January 03, 2010
Malady characterized by extreme anticipation of Halo 2. Symptoms may include bumrushing EB Games at midnight for a copy of the game. Side affects may include playing the damn game until 4 in the morning and showing up to school with bleeding eyes.
Brian curesed himself for participating in that Midnight Madness, for he could no longer see and had just failed a AP Lit interpretation
by Stevie Wonder On Crack November 10, 2004
by Anonymous October 08, 2003
While a man lays on his back on the dining room table as if he is the centerpiece at a tea party, a woman comes up and puts her vagina on his head while another man tea bags the first guy while shoving a cupcake in the girls face.
by Thegang2 December 26, 2013
by MY REAL NAME!!!!! November 30, 2009
when something has mad word. used to really agree wit someone. like u agree more than everyone else and thats where it stops. usually used among peeps who dont actually like the word word.
by PISAN December 02, 2004