hoe machine

A machine that creates hoes for personal or bachlor party use.

I need a hoe machine because im borad

by Pirate Nate January 4, 2007

tinkle machine

simply put... a toilet... or urinal. because you tinkle in it, and it's a machine... get it people...

Alright I got 6 beers down... it's about time I hit the tinkle machine

by Necro260 May 12, 2007

Time Machine

Steel Reserve + Xanax Bar

Black 1 - Yo yo yo mayne i ate deeze barz and drank on my 211 yo and went back in TIME dawg.

Black 2 - Nig you be trippin.

Black 1 - Nah dawg that be a time machine!

by Steelres January 21, 2012

turd machine

When one deficates while listening to Bird Machine

Jimbob decided to try the turd machine.

by large anal beads November 10, 2013

Vending machine

An abbreviation for

Ven bading the dick eating machine

Ven so good
He's a vending machine

by Chingchongmcgee June 4, 2017

skeet machine

A slang term for a marijuana vaporizer , sometimes referred to as a wax pen or dab pen.

aye bro if you let me hit the skeet machine i'll give you two poptarts

by Weed Nigga March 7, 2019

Tickle Machine

A machine that holds you down and tickles your most ticklish spot.

Mary got her feet tickled for hours by Bens tickle machine.

by Tickling feet October 6, 2019