A phrase used at the end of an unbelievably long and boring story to summarize what you have just heard, thereby giving you both the long version and the short version of the story. It is often confused with the phrase to make a long story short, however, the speaker using this phrase has no intention of making the story short.
I want to tell you all about my amazing day, after borrowing your car this morning I went to the supermarket. At the supermarket I bought organic vegetables, but was not able to buy organic tomatoes. After the supermarket, I went to the hardware store ... When I was leaving the football stadium, this black sports car came racing towards me and collided into me head-on. The police were called, but no one was injured. I estimate the damage to your car will cost at least $20,000 to repair. The long and the short, I totaled your car!!
by Superdragout January 19, 2010
Get the The Long and the Shortmug. A subset of the female species that is attracted to anything tacky and expensive. They have adapted to solely wearing Uggs footwear, even when the temperature surpasses eighty degrees Fahrenheit. In the winter, they most often wear their Uggs with a substitute of leggings instead of pants, completely unaware of the fact that no one in hell wants to see their black-clad asscheeks. In the summer, they wear their Uggs with miniskirts, even though the outfit clearly defies logical sense and, moreover, good taste. They also tend to wear oversized sweatshirts depicting some nonexistent sports team that they like to pretend that they play for. In addition, to make things ever worse, they speak with one of the most irritating accents in the world, dragging their vowels out and over- accentuating their s's.
Person 1: Those are Long Island Girls.
Person 2: How do you know?
Person 1: Look at their ugly ass Uggs, those fugly leggings with their muffin tops spilling over, and the same tacky Hollister/Aeropostale/Abercrombie and Fitch tote bags that they're all carrying around.
Person 2: How do you know?
Person 1: Look at their ugly ass Uggs, those fugly leggings with their muffin tops spilling over, and the same tacky Hollister/Aeropostale/Abercrombie and Fitch tote bags that they're all carrying around.
by ChloeDaria February 21, 2009
Get the Long Island Girlsmug. Maui Waui And The Good Vibrations. Really cool band from Long Island. Their shows are really fun. Cool people. Sexy girls dancing. 311, Sublime, red hot chili peppers vibe going on. Awesome people!
by Maui Fan October 15, 2009
Get the Long Island Musicmug. "Dude, that place has a mammoth burger. When she handed it to me I was like... 'ohhhh all night long!'"
by imtheantelope June 27, 2008
Get the All Night Longmug. lbi is the shit, i mean horney sluty torists girls, who want to fuck constenly. Laughing and ragging on the torrists as they walk around little scooners warf. The surf is not to good but i go every day. Also the smizz is the danks.
by mlpkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq December 25, 2008
Get the long beach islandmug. 1.A quote from the television show Family Guy.
2.A way of saying "SUCK IT", but in a way to parody the extremely popular Star Trek series. Playing off of Dr. Spock's classic catch phrase "Live long and prosper".
3. A more humorous way of telling someone to go fuck themselves.
2.A way of saying "SUCK IT", but in a way to parody the extremely popular Star Trek series. Playing off of Dr. Spock's classic catch phrase "Live long and prosper".
3. A more humorous way of telling someone to go fuck themselves.
Nerd: You're Spock costume isn't accurate at all. The ears are poorly made and the uniform is the wrong shade of blue.
Nerd that isn't a total prick: Well, you can go LIVE LONG AND SUCK IT!!
Nerd that isn't a total prick: Well, you can go LIVE LONG AND SUCK IT!!
by Gun Stock November 6, 2011
Get the Live long and suck it!mug. The act of seducing, but not following through, a female one sees as too young for the moment in order to obtain her at a later date as a more mature and attractive individual.
see also: "seeding"
see also: "seeding"
Dude, I can't hit that shit; she's in high school. I'll just put in a long-term investment. She's one hell of an asset.
by Pa Ni C December 23, 2010
Get the long-term investmentmug.