Dragon Land

A mobile game that actually could've lived up to the standards of a Spyro successor that we should've been getting after the fuckery that's Skylanders and Activision's greed, but NOOOO. Socialpoint seems so stuck up on making the game for themselves and ONLY for themselves! Dragon Land gets the most bs updates that somehow make Ubisoft golden in comparison -- updates that make each episode shorter, updates that move levels to episodes you have to unlock with gems (the bs mobile kind), and updates that force half-day level-up times for when you max out your dragon -- all for the sake of "improvement." I don't know what's worse anymore - Skylanders, the game that fucked up one of PlayStation's rising stars, or this game, the game that could no longer make itself a good Spyro game if it tried.

Spyro: "You done fucked up, Dragon Land. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL FREE, NOT FEEL THE BURN!"

by ShutUpImMe June 7, 2016

land stealers

The white people who took are fucking land

Black people: you damn land stealer

Land stealers: hahahah

by Andrea palacios September 15, 2022

False Landing

A landing after a jump that isn't completed successfully. This includes landing on one's knees, collapsing, stumbling, or being unable to complete a break step.

I’m counting that as a false landing, you landed on your feet first.

by anonthermus November 21, 2025

Vietnam Landing Strip

A Vietnam Landing Strip is when a guy doesn't wipe his ass and has shit on him until it forms in a landing strip shape. In sexual terms, a girl would land her tongue on the strip and lick it until it's clean.

Dude, my girl asked if she could play with my Vietnam Landing Strip. Her tongue felt like warm jello

by Sophisticated Gentlemen February 11, 2023

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Seize her holy lands

The act of fucking her in the holy land. Otherwise known as that dank pussy.

What is on your agenda today?
I am about to seize her holy lands

by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016

La La Land

Someone who is out of touch with reality as in being in their own world.

Someone unaware of their surroundings, either due to lack of intelligence or simply because they are sleeping.

Examples of people like this are, Forest Gump, Kimchee, Weish on night and day shift, and so on.
People also tend to go to La La Land in Macs basement, so be careful of your surroundings.

DAMA was not aware of what La La Land was because he himself was in La La Land.

by Truthdefined2020 April 18, 2020