a theory created by professional sexists
abdullah and taha
the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa
abdullah and taha
the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa
by sexism PhD March 29, 2020
Get the diss theorymug. people in management/sales/marketing that thing "in theory that should work"
they often end up setting impossible or stupid goals for others.
they often end up setting impossible or stupid goals for others.
The theory workers seem to think that our plumbing company will build a whole power plant for our customer
by xenobasketologist April 15, 2021
Get the Theory Workermug. Quantum nigger theory is a theory in physics based on the concept of the subdivision of radiant energy into finite quanta and applied to numerous processes involving transference or transformation of energy in an atomic or molecular scale.
It is a field of physics that is required to understand phenomena at the molecular and atomic levels.
Quantum nigger theory is simply a new way of looking at the world, where the rules that apply to us don't apply to the tiny particles that quantum nigger theory deals with.
It was a breakthrough that led physicists to discover more about the world of physics and to understand our own world better, starting from the tiny particles of matter that are its building blocks.
One of the first ideas proposed to set quantum nigger mechanics apart from classical physics was Max Planck’s idea that energy, like matter, was discontinuous.
It is a field of physics that is required to understand phenomena at the molecular and atomic levels.
Quantum nigger theory is simply a new way of looking at the world, where the rules that apply to us don't apply to the tiny particles that quantum nigger theory deals with.
It was a breakthrough that led physicists to discover more about the world of physics and to understand our own world better, starting from the tiny particles of matter that are its building blocks.
One of the first ideas proposed to set quantum nigger mechanics apart from classical physics was Max Planck’s idea that energy, like matter, was discontinuous.
nigger: yo bro do you know about the quantum nigger theory?
other nigger: nah can you tell me
nigger: well you bout to find out (shoots other nigger)
other nigger: AHHHHHHHH
(king von starts playing)
nigger: we not from 63rd
other nigger: nah can you tell me
nigger: well you bout to find out (shoots other nigger)
other nigger: AHHHHHHHH
(king von starts playing)
nigger: we not from 63rd
by quaniggerdris June 29, 2025
Get the the quantum nigger theorymug. where three guys get naked and one plays as the table and the other two get boners and use their dicks as paddles and play a game of ping pong and the loser becomes the new table. loser after 5 rounds get butt fucked by the other two guys.
by cheif9/11 June 25, 2024
Get the ping pong theorymug. It’s when you talking to a person a lot or like a person you end up seeing and noticing them or people of their family more and more by random chance, it originated in 1908, When Sr Mark Kleval was wandering the streets of East London when he came across a young lady and had an attraction for her and started talking to her, from that day on every time he stepped into the street for the rest of he’s life he saw a different element of this young lady, either her, her car, one of her parents or one of her close relatives, sadly he only lived for a year after that.
Damb Bro, I’m convinced I see this girl I’m taking to everywhere, it has to be the Mark Kleval Theory.
by Adventures Of Autocorrect March 5, 2019
Get the Mark Kleval Theorymug. When you live in New York and have a December birthday, and somehow you are still in the same grade you would be in if you had an early birthday. This has nothing to do with Oscar the Grouch.
Cooper: Hey Christian, do you know my friend Oscar from New York?
Christian: Yeah, when is his birthday again?
Cooper: December 4th, 2006. He is currently a senior in high school.
Christian: That proves the Oscar theory.
Cooper: The what?
Christian: Never mind.
Christian: Yeah, when is his birthday again?
Cooper: December 4th, 2006. He is currently a senior in high school.
Christian: That proves the Oscar theory.
Cooper: The what?
Christian: Never mind.
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 January 11, 2024
Get the Oscar Theorymug. An observation on how well music played in a nightclub or at an event is responded/reacted to by people depending on how busy the place is, and nothing to do with the music at all.
by TwentyThousandKhz August 3, 2024
Get the Ferris Theorymug.