by thisguy111!1 October 06, 2008
Rhett "That Gay Dutchman just tried to cop a feel of my butt!"
Joe "He Got Some Nerve, giving you a Dutch Rub!"
Joe "He Got Some Nerve, giving you a Dutch Rub!"
by Addicted To Love Rhett Titus May 18, 2009
DBF \DEE-bee-eff\, noun:
1. An ample, beefy package;
2. When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind;
3. The sound of an old, wrinkled man spooning mayonnaise onto an enormous spherical wheat cracker, and then proceeding to devour the mayonnaise cracker whole
1. An ample, beefy package;
2. When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind;
3. The sound of an old, wrinkled man spooning mayonnaise onto an enormous spherical wheat cracker, and then proceeding to devour the mayonnaise cracker whole
"The sum total length of Dutch Blindfold's members' members is 20 billion pounds. Did we just blow your mind?"
Hortense: "So, I hear Dutch Blindfold's doing birthday parties now."
Jaqueel: "You're such an asshole, Hortense."
Hortense: "So, I hear Dutch Blindfold's doing birthday parties now."
Jaqueel: "You're such an asshole, Hortense."
by shenaynay_digguns December 01, 2006
by bob vis October 29, 2007
When one shoves lettuce drenched in a concoction of dog shit and three types of hot sauce in anothers ass, while a man dressed as mario fucks ones drain pipe while blowing a midget dressed as an ompanlompa and smells like arm pitts while waluigi fucks your mouth.
by heievfj February 06, 2017
A cleaner and more politically correct term for Douche Bag i.e. a person who is arrogant, cocky, flashy and/or an idiot who angers everyone but himself.
by Rat-a-tat-tat January 11, 2011
When your friend needs to poop, but its diarrhea and there is no place to poop so you help by cupping your hands under your friends anus.
"Ill need a dutch cup if we go to the opera. They dont let us leave or come back until intermission!"
by Crackbaby420 July 17, 2017