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dutch reach

Ill-considered government safety initiatives, undertaken by woke media types, that introduces sexual innuendo without intention or satire.
Those dopey twats have only gone and done it again - dropped a dutch reach into the cycle safe campaign!
by geoff beef January 26, 2022
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Dutch Rub

When a Gay Dutchman rubs up against you
Rhett "That Gay Dutchman just tried to cop a feel of my butt!"

Joe "He Got Some Nerve, giving you a Dutch Rub!"
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Dutch Blindfold

DBF \DEE-bee-eff\, noun:
1. An ample, beefy package;
2. When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind;
3. The sound of an old, wrinkled man spooning mayonnaise onto an enormous spherical wheat cracker, and then proceeding to devour the mayonnaise cracker whole
"The sum total length of Dutch Blindfold's members' members is 20 billion pounds. Did we just blow your mind?"

Hortense: "So, I hear Dutch Blindfold's doing birthday parties now."
Jaqueel: "You're such an asshole, Hortense."
by shenaynay_digguns November 30, 2006
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dutch mafia

the dutch mafia is the best michigan tech broom ball team.
by bob vis November 17, 2007
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Dutch Bump

A cleaner and more politically correct term for Douche Bag i.e. a person who is arrogant, cocky, flashy and/or an idiot who angers everyone but himself.
Jonny always acts like a dutch bump when he's around Bill.
by Rat-a-tat-tat January 12, 2011
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dutch brownie

Jeana has giant dutch brownie
by Nutt sack May 20, 2014
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dutch firework

When you stick confetti in your asshole and fart it into the air.
"Celebrated 4th of July with a few Dutch fireworks."
by Abolish YASS October 13, 2015
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