Captain Hook

When a niggas dick hooks upward

Mallory: You know that nigga Louden
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell

by malgal3349 November 18, 2019

Foul Hook

To unintentionally get laid randomly. Going to a club or party without any intent to bang but just by chance you meet a willing sexual partner.

“ How did you meet your wife? “
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.

by Shafe98 July 15, 2018

hook fart

Faking an illness or the supposition that one has symptoms that do not associate to a real illness.

She thinks she has bronchitis but it's probably just a hook fart.

by Lotharian October 11, 2020

assisted bra hook

Unable to hook your bra unaided following an intense upper body workout, requiring assistance until range of motion is improved

Great arms session at the gym today, its going to be an assisted bra hook for the rest of the week.

by fitnut May 16, 2014

gropple hook

invented by Irish women to collect the souls of others in particular men. so a number of adverbs, typically 7.9 on avg are thrown at bystanders until they captcher their beautiful filthy fish und full em full dere gropple hook, derbe dee barbe bee

Oldtale be in Gorge Galloway land, and ar' prebby Irish lass blew three hundred pound of gropple hook out 'er ass! ~ Hemian Grub Galway

by sinrlifemattrs October 11, 2025

hook a bitch

Ghetto/slang for u-turn

"We passed it. Okay, we need to hook a bitch so we can go back."

by GateHearing August 18, 2009

Hooked

This award is the lowest of the lowest and if you receive this for any reason you know that you messed up big time.

Hey remember that soldier that left?…Yeah! He ended up getting hooked that’s crazy right?

by Johnathan NORIEGA March 11, 2022