Jab the Hog

To wake up in the dead of night, fully torqued, and aggressively masturbate just to fall back asleep.

“Had to jab the hog last night. Wasn’t horny, just medically necessary.”

by GeneKreemer March 24, 2025

Hog

When somethings big, but in a good way.

Hey Paul, look at her huge tits! Jesus Christ, they're HOG!

by Not a Dickbeard March 26, 2025

hog broth

semen, cum

Friend 1: Crankin' my hog.
Friend 2: straight up jorkin it
Friend 3: brewing up hog broth

by uhhhrmie June 18, 2024

Hog

A tall but rather skinny man

He is a hog

by User T70 July 6, 2024

bohemian humpback hog leg

The first joint your high school buddy rolled at night in the backseat of you Ford Ltd listening to Freddie Mercury jam on an 8 track. Little on ends, phat hump in center.

Who rolled this crazy looking 1/4 oz joint?? This thing looks like a bohemian humpback hog leg.

by Jbjr4vols July 12, 2024

Dumbass the Hog

A funny pig who goes around saying “I’m a dumbass”

Dumbass the Hog - “I’m a dumbass”

by SuperMayro777 July 14, 2024

Tugging my hog

Another slang term for masturbation.

Mom get out I'm tugging my hog
My hog is blue and purple from all the tugging

by scheissrattenmazza1993 July 16, 2024